Welcome to the Final Season of the United States | Classic Cotton Tee

Welcome to the Final Season of the United States, where billionaires call the shots, chaos is the main plotline, and reality feels like a poorly written sitcom. This bold tee captures the dystopian absurdity of our times in snarky, sharp detail. Light, breathable, and perfect for layering, it’s ideal for surviving late-stage capitalism while making billionaires clutch their yachts. Wear this if you’re ready to laugh through the chaos and roll credits on the absurdity.

WHO'S IT FOR?
• Anyone who laughs at the chaos because crying is too exhausting.
• The ones who know billionaires are just villains with better PR.
• The rebels, the ranters, and the ones who have a “burn it all down” playlist.
• Anyone who’s just here for the series finale of late-stage capitalism.

WHY YOU NEED THIS TEE
Lightweight Enough for the Apocalypse – 100% cotton for a breathable, structured look.
Sharp Lines, Zero Chaos – Taped neck and shoulders keep it fresh and polished.
Fabric Stronger Than the Economy – Medium-weight material built for style and durability.
Crisis-Ready Durability – Double-seamed sleeves and bottom hem for extra strength.
Tubular Fabric for a Flawless Fit – Hugs just right without clinging (we don’t do clingy).
Effortlessly Layerable – Perfect with streetwear or your “burn it all down” playlist vibes.