Welcome to the Final Season of the United States | Embroidered Hoodie

Welcome to the Final Season of the United States, where billionaires call the shots, chaos is the main plotline, and reality feels like a poorly written sitcom. This embroidered masterpiece captures the dystopian absurdity of our times in snarky, stitch-perfect detail. Cozy enough for surviving late-stage capitalism and bold enough to make billionaires clutch their yachts. Wear this if you're ready to laugh through the chaos and roll credits on the absurdity.

Who’s It For?
• Anyone who laughs at the chaos because crying is too exhausting.
• The ones who know billionaires are just villains with better PR.
• The rebels, the ranters, and the ones who have a “burn it all down” playlist.
• Anyone who’s just here for the series finale of late-stage capitalism.
Grab yours before this season finale turns into a full-blown series cancellation.

Why You NEED This Hoodie:
• Built for the Apocalypse – 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, because surviving late-stage capitalism requires peak coziness.
• Soft AF, No Drama – Air-jet spun yarn means this hoodie stays soft while reducing pilling. Unlike the economy, it won’t fall apart overnight.
• Hoodie Thicker Than Corporate Greed – 8.0 oz./yd.² of heavyweight fabric to keep you warm while billionaires hoard resources.
• Pouch Pocket for All Your Emotional Baggage – Plus, it fits snacks, receipts, and your dwindling faith in democracy.
• Double-Needle Stitching = Built to Last – Because this hoodie should outlive the latest financial crisis.
• Drawstrings for Maximum Drama – Pull them tight when the country goes off the rails (so… every other day).