Rolling Fatties | Hoodie

Fat cats and fat joints—some things are just meant to be rolled. This hoodie is for the ones who know that bigger is better, whether it’s a chonky chonk getting that belly rub treatment or a perfectly packed fattie. Cozy, sarcastic, and high on good vibes, this is the ultimate hoodie for cat lovers, stoners, and anyone who appreciates the finer things in life.

Who’s It For?
• Stoners who know the art of rolling a proper fattie.
• Cat people who respect a good belly-up roll session.
• Anyone who enjoys their humor a little twisted and their cats extra chonky.
• Those who live by the philosophy of puff, pass, and pet the cat.
• People who appreciate a hoodie that makes you do a double take.

Why You NEED This Hoodie:
Soft Enough for a Nap – Medium-weight , just like your cat’s favorite spot on your bed.
Print That Stays Lit – Unlike your joint, this design won’t fade after a few sessions.
Built for Ultimate Comfort – Perfect for lounging, rolling, and existing in peak coziness.
No Cling, No BS – Relaxed fit, because no one wants to feel trapped—especially a fat cat.
Instant Icebreaker – Wear it and prepare for “Wait… does that mean what I think it means?” conversations.
Made for Cat Parents & Stoners Alike – Because life is better with big rolls and even bigger