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Rolling Fatties | Classic Cotton Tee

Rolling Fatties | Classic Cotton Tee

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Fattie cats and fattie joints—some things are just meant to be rolled. This tee is for the ones who know that bigger is better, whether it’s a chonky chonk getting that belly rub treatment or a perfectly packed fattie. Cozy, sarcastic, and high on good vibes, this is the ultimate shirt for cat lovers, stoners, and anyone who appreciates the finer things in life.

Who’s It For?
• Stoners who know the art of rolling a proper fattie.
• Cat people who respect a good belly-up roll session.
• Anyone who enjoys their humor a little twisted and their cats extra chonky.
• Those who live by the philosophy of puff, pass, and pet the cat.
• People who appreciate a T-shirt that makes you do a double take.


Why You NEED This Tee:
Soft Enough for a Nap – 100% cotton, just like your cat’s favorite spot on your bed.
Print That Stays Lit – Unlike your joint, this design won’t fade after a few sessions.
Built for Ultimate Comfort – Midweight fabric that’s perfect for lounging, rolling, and existing.
No Cling, No BS – Breathable fit, because no one wants to feel trapped—especially a fat cat.
Instant Icebreaker – Wear it and prepare for "Wait… does that mean what I think it means?" conversations.
Made for Cat Parents & Stoners Alike – Because life is better with big rolls and even bigger vibes.

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