Live Laugh Lower Your Expectations | Embroidered Hoodie

Say goodbye to basic and hello to brutally honest with this bold embroidered hoodie. Live, Laugh, Lower Your Expectations is the perfect spin on the tired mantra we all know, giving it a much-needed dose of sass and reality. Soft, cozy, and unapologetically real, this hoodie is your go-to for embracing life’s chaos with a smile (and a snarky shrug). Perfect for coffee runs, couch days, or any time you need a reminder to keep it chill—and hilarious.

WHO'S IT FOR?
• People who’ve had it with fake vibes.
• Anyone who lives for sarcasm and savage humor.
• The ones who laugh at life’s chaos instead of crying.
• Those who know lowering expectations = raising happiness.
• Anyone who wants cozy vibes with a side of snark.

WHY YOU NEED THIS HOODIE:
Soft Enough for Sick Humor—50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester for peak coziness.
Embroidery That Stays Sassy—Bold stitching as sharp as your wit.
Thicker Than Life’s Disappointments—heavyweight fabric for all-day comfort.
No Drama, Just Comfort—Air-jet spun yarn keeps it soft and free of pilling.
Hoodie Realness—Double-lined hood for extra cozy, extra bold vibes.
Pocket Pouch For Your Crap—Room for your snacks, phone, and unmatched sarcasm.
Durable Enough for All Your Laughs—Double-needle stitching for a hoodie that can take it.