I Will Not F*cking Die for the Economy | Hoodie

They want you overworked, underpaid, and willing to sacrifice your life for their profits—but nah. This hoodie is for the ones who know that no paycheck is worth their sanity, health, or existence. Late-stage capitalism is a scam, burnout isn’t a personality trait, and if they want you to suffer for the GDP, they can fight a wall.

Who’s It For?
• People who refuse to trade their well-being for corporate greed.
• The overworked, the underpaid, and the ones who see through the system.
• Anyone who’s been told “no one wants to work anymore” and immediately rolled their eyes.
• Those who know that self-preservation is radical under capitalism.
• If you’ve ever rage-quit in your head but still showed up, this one’s for you.

Why You NEED This Hoodie:
Soft AF – Medium-weight cozy soft, because comfort isn’t negotiable.
Statement That Sticks – Unlike trickle-down economics, this actually works.
Built for the Revolt – Cozy enough for protests, strikes, or calling in sick.
No Clingy Energy – Relaxed fit, because stress sweat is already enough.
Instant Like-Minded Magnet – Wear it and watch real ones nod in solidarity.
A Walking Reminder – Because your life is worth more than someone else’s profit margin.