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Say Less Merch
I Only Accept Apologies in Cash | Hoodie
I Only Accept Apologies in Cash | Hoodie
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$60.00 USD
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We’ve all been there—some bum-ass man finessing his way into your life, breadcrumbing for emotional support while treating loyalty like an optional add-on. Apologies? Worthless. Financial compensation for wasted time, emotional labor, and the audacity? Now we’re talking. If he’s really sorry, he can CashApp it.
Who’s It For?
• Women who are done with emotionally bankrupt men.
• The ones who accept PayPal, Zelle, or stacks—NOT excuses.
• Anyone who’s been led on, played, or ghosted and deserves back pay.
• Women who treat “I’m sorry” like an invoice reminder.
• Those who believe love is priceless, but your time sure as hell isn’t.
Why You NEED This Hoodie:
Soft AF – Medium-weight super soft, because you deserve comfort after dealing with nonsense.
Statement That Sticks – Unlike his words, this print won’t fade.
Built for Maximum Side-Eye – Wear it, and watch the guilty ones squirm.
No Clingy Energy – Relaxed fit—because clingy behavior is already a red flag.
Instant Conversation Ender – Because the only words you need to hear are “What’s your CashApp?”
A Walking Invoice – Perfect for reminding him that karma also comes with a late fee
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Who’s It For?
• Women who are done with emotionally bankrupt men.
• The ones who accept PayPal, Zelle, or stacks—NOT excuses.
• Anyone who’s been led on, played, or ghosted and deserves back pay.
• Women who treat “I’m sorry” like an invoice reminder.
• Those who believe love is priceless, but your time sure as hell isn’t.
Why You NEED This Hoodie:
Soft AF – Medium-weight super soft, because you deserve comfort after dealing with nonsense.
Statement That Sticks – Unlike his words, this print won’t fade.
Built for Maximum Side-Eye – Wear it, and watch the guilty ones squirm.
No Clingy Energy – Relaxed fit—because clingy behavior is already a red flag.
Instant Conversation Ender – Because the only words you need to hear are “What’s your CashApp?”
A Walking Invoice – Perfect for reminding him that karma also comes with a late fee
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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