I Got That Deer in Me | Hoodie

Fight, flight, or the immediate urge to bolt into chaos—yeah, we got that deer in us. If your anxiety has a built-in eject button, if minor inconveniences make you rethink your whole existence, or if you’ve ever locked eyes with a deer and thought, same, this hoodie was made for you. Unhinged, relatable, and just slightly concerning—this isn’t just a hoodie, it’s a personality trait.

Who’s It For?
People who respond to stress by considering “What if I ran at full speed into disaster?”
The permanently overwhelmed but still here squad.
Anyone who processes existential dread with dark humor.
Those whose life motto is “I’m fine.” (Narrator: They were not fine.)
If you've ever locked eyes with a deer and just… understood.

Why You NEED This Hoodie:
Soft AF – Medium-weight fleece for peak comfort while resisting intrusive thoughts.
Print That Lasts – Unlike your patience, this won’t fade after a week.
Built for Maximum Chaos – Wear it when you need to warn people you are NOT stable.
No Clingy Energy – Relaxed fit, because stress sweat is real.
Instant Trauma Bond Starter – Watch fellow anxious people nod in understanding.
A Walking Warning Label – Saves you from explaining why you always seem on edge.