I Got That Deer in Me | Classic Cotton Tee

Fight, flight, or immediate urge to bolt into chaos—yeah, we got that deer in us. If your anxiety has a death wish, your coping mechanisms include dissociating mid-conversation, or you’ve ever thought “What if I just… yeeted myself into traffic?”—this tee gets you. Unhinged, relatable, and slightly concerning—just like your mental state.

Who’s It For?
• People who respond to stress by considering “What if I ran at full speed into disaster?”
• The permanently overwhelmed but still here squad.
• Anyone who processes existential dread with dark humor.
• Those whose life motto is “I’m fine.” (Narrator: They were not fine.)
• If you've ever locked eyes with a deer and just… understood.

Why You NEED This Tee:
Soft AF – 100% cotton for peak comfort while resisting intrusive thoughts.
Print That Lasts – Unlike your patience, this won’t fade after a week.
Built for Maximum Chaos – Wear it when you need to warn people you are NOT stable.
No Clingy Energy – Breathable fabric, because stress sweat is real.
Instant Trauma Bond Starter – Watch fellow anxious people nod in understanding.
A Walking Warning Label – Saves you from explaining why you always seem on edge.