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... da faq | Embroidered Hoodie

... da faq | Embroidered Hoodie

Regular price $60.00 USD
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The world is on fire, stupidity is at an all-time high, and you’re just out here trying to survive. Enter the "da faq" Hoodie—a heavyweight embroidered masterpiece that perfectly captures the energy of watching society trip over itself daily.
Confused? Frustrated? Fully done with everything? Yeah, same.


Who’s It For?
• People who look around daily and whisper, "...da faq?"
• Anyone running on caffeine, sarcasm, and the audacity of others.
• The perpetually confused but somehow still functioning.
• Those who gave up on making sense of things but refuse to go down quietly.

Why You NEED This Hoodie:
Embroidery That Won’t Quit – Just like the endless stream of WTF moments in life, this stitching isn’t going anywhere.
Soft AF – Heavyweight, premium fabric that feels better than the last shred of hope you’re clinging to.
Thick Like the Irony – Durable, high-quality material, because at least something in this world should be built to last.
No Lint, No Nonsense – Air-jet spun yarn for maximum comfort with zero clingy BS.
Chaos-Ready Fit – Double-lined hood and matching drawcord for when you need to hide from the absurdity of existence.
Pouch Pocket for Emotional Support – Room for snacks, your phone, or a list of things that make zero sense.

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