Avocado Toast Because F*** a Mortgage | Classic Cotton Tee

Avocado Toast Because F* a Mortgage**
This tee is for every millennial who got roasted for choosing brunch over building equity—because honestly, we understood the assignment 💅🥑 Why stress over a mortgage when you can smash avo and the system? This shirt says what we're all thinking: the market’s rigged, so we might as well eat good 🍞🔥

Who’s It For?
• Millennials who chose toast over toxic capitalism 💸
• Renters with rage and really good taste in breakfast 🏠✖️🥓
• Anyone who treats brunch like religion and real estate like a scam 🛐🥂
• The ones who laugh at housing prices and cry into their oat milk lattes 😅☕
• People who know that guac might be extra, but so are they 🤑🥑✨

Why You NEED This Tee:
Soft AF – 100% cotton, because comfort is the only investment that pays off 🧸
Print That Hits – Just like your bank account after rent 📉
Medium-Weight, Maximum Sass – Built for brunch, burnout, and big feelings 🥂💁‍♀️
No Clingy Energy – Tubular fabric that fits like a dream, not a nightmare 💤
Stitching That Survives – Double-seamed sleeves and hem, because something should last in this economy 🧵📈